| Don't Get Caught | |
| Season 1, Episode 2 | |
 | |
| Air date: | December 19th, 2015 |
| Written by: | Tom Dylan |
| Directed by: | Tom Dylan |
| Production code: | 102 |
| Episode Guide | |
| previous The New Girl | next Surprise Bitch |
Previously on
- Grace Gardner joined KKT (The New Girl).
- The new pledges were obligated to do The Sexy Gopher Whore Head Challenge (The New Girl).
- Chad threatened Earl Grey (The New Girl).
- Chanel #2 gets rid of Chanel so she can bang Chad (The New Girl).
And that's what you missed on The KKT Diaries.
Episode
At KKT, in Chanel #2's room...
Chad and Chanel #2 are kissing.
- Wow, #2, that was the best sex I have ever had. - said Chad, holding #2.
- Better than what that little blonde dumb bitch does? - asked #2.
- Which little blonde dumb bitch? There are tons of little blonde dumb bitches that I've banged, Number-
- I'm talking about Chanel, idiot!
- OH! That little blond dumb bitch that I've banged. What was the question again?
Chanel #2 gets out of the bed.
- Chad, I'm tired of being the other woman. You obviously agree that I am better than Chanel. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST DUMP HER?
- Because Chanel is LOADED. You are rich. There is a difference.
- Chad. Me or her.
- I'll pass.
- Fuck you.
- Yeah. Fuck me.
Chad grabs #2 and brings her back to the bed.
At the White Stalion...
Chanel and #5 are talking.
- Why the fuck does that ponytail suck up whore wanted to be with those hippos?
- Yeah, it is really strange.
- BITCH I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
Chanel #5 grabs a bottle of wine and drinks it.
- You shouldn't drink wine.
- Why?
- BECAUSE PREGS DON'T DRINK WINE YOU IDIOT
- Chanel I am not pregs!
- Whatever. Where is #3 anyways?
In KKT's garden...
- CHANEL #2 - screamed Jennifer - WHERE'S MY CANDLE WAX?
- Where is #2? She said she would come here - Grace wonders.
- I bet she left KKT because she was tired of listening to Candle Vlogger - says Hester in a bitchy way.
- HEY! - screams Jennifer.
- What do you think Taylor Swift is doing right now? - asks Tiffany.
- HEY LOOK IT'S #3! - screams Zayday.
#3 is there and she looks unwell.
- #3, can you get my-
#3 ignores them and enters KKT.
- I JUST WANT MY CANDLE WAX!
At Chanel #2's room...
Chad and #2 are kissing until they hear footsteps. They caught a glimpse at someone with earmuffs running in heels.
- FUCK IT IS #3! - whispers #2 - HIDE!
Chanel #3 doesn't come to the room, so they just ignore her and keep doing sex.
The next day...
At KKT's garden...
- COME UP YOU STUPID HIPPOS! You survived Hell Week. So now, go back to KKT - orders Chanel.
Everyone leaves except Hester.
- Hi, Chanel.
- Hi, Neckbrace. Bye, Neckbrace.
Chanel tries to leave but Hester grabs her arm.
- I want to talk to you. I know that since #4 died, you have a spot on The Chanels. I want to be the next #4.
- WHAT? WHY WOULD I HAVE A HUGE-FLIPPIN' NECKBRACE GIRL AS MY MINION?!?! My minions might be miserable, but they are NOT ugly.
Chanel leaves, leaving Hester angry.
At Pete Martinez's dorm...
Grace enters Pete's dorm.
- PETE? - calls Grace.
Pete appears shirtless.
- Would you mind put some clothes on?
- Yes, I would.
- Okay, so I got your text. What do you want to talk to me about?
- I want to talk to you about your mom.
- My... mom?
- Yeah, I found out who she is. Mary Mulligan, previously known as Bethany Stevens.
- Yeah, I knew she was my mom.
- In Kappa that night, there was a incident 20 years ago. That incident envolved a girl by the name of Sophia Doyle, who was a freshman that year. She got pregnant, and you won't believe this, the father was... Wes Gardner...
- My-my father?
- Exactly. It might be a shock for you but I thought you should know it.
Grace starts crying and leaves Pete's dorm.
At KKT...
The Chanels are all talking, obviously, themselves.
- And that is how I ended with a horrible pumpkin spice latte flavor on my tongue - says Chanel.
- That sounds awful - says #3.
- Anyways, #2, I bought you a gift.
- Huh?!
- That is right, I felt sorry for you when you decided to take care of these hippos so I bought you a gift.
- Ch-Chanel, you didn't have to do this.
Chanel #2 opens the present and sees cheap toilet paper.
- Um... THANKS.
- You are welcome, #2.
They receive a visit. It is Grace's father, Dean Munsch and Gigi.
- Gracie, we are leaving.
- DAD?! - says Grace, shocked. Grace leaves the room, crying.
- What the hell is wrong with her? - asks Chanel.
- Maybe it is the stupid prank that you put on these girls yesterday - Dean Munsch confronts Chanel - Maybe she got traumatized.
- OK, which one of you dumb hoes complained to Dean Munsch about this?
FLASHBACK
Dean Munsch's office...
Dean Munsch is at the desk when a scared Hester walks into the room.
- DEAN MUNSCH, DEAN MUNSCH! IT WAS CHANEL, IT WAS CHANEL!
- What?
- CHANEL MADE US DIG UP WHOLES SO WE COULD SPEND THERE THE WHOLE NIGHT AND, THERE WAS A SNAKE WHO WAS TRYING TO BITE ME, AND, SHE WANTED TO KILL ME! YOU NEED TO MAKE CHANEL PAY!
END OF FLASHBACK
- Chanel, sweetie, it's not funny to have snakes around you, I once was unconcious and my friends put a snake and it almost bited me, and even though I kinda enjoyed the snake crowling, I was panicked - tells Gigi.
Everyone look at Gigi.
- I don't remember seeing any snake in the field. - says Zayday, suspicious.
- THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS ON MY SIDE, AND FOR THE RE-
The doorbell rings...
- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! - says Chanel.
She answers the door and everyone scream in horror.
- CH-CHANEL #4! - everyone screams.
- You bitches thought I was dead, didn't ya?! - laughs Chanel #4.
To be continued...
