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Don't Get Caught
Season 1, Episode 2
BathtubBaby
Air date: December 19th, 2015
Written by: Tom Dylan
Directed by: Tom Dylan
Production code: 102
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Don't Get Caught is the second episode of Season One of The KKT Diaries and the second episode overall. It premiered on December 19th, 2015.

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And that's what you missed on The KKT Diaries.

Episode

At KKT, in Chanel #2's room...

Chad and Chanel #2 are kissing.

- Wow, #2, that was the best sex I have ever had. - said Chad, holding #2.

- Better than what that little blonde dumb bitch does? - asked #2.

- Which little blonde dumb bitch? There are tons of little blonde dumb bitches that I've banged, Number-

- I'm talking about Chanel, idiot!

- OH! That little blond dumb bitch that I've banged. What was the question again?

Chanel #2 gets out of the bed.

- Chad, I'm tired of being the other woman. You obviously agree that I am better than Chanel. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST DUMP HER?

- Because Chanel is LOADED. You are rich. There is a difference.

- Chad. Me or her.

- I'll pass.

- Fuck you.

- Yeah. Fuck me.

Chad grabs #2 and brings her back to the bed.

At the White Stalion...

Chanel and #5 are talking.

- Why the fuck does that ponytail suck up whore wanted to be with those hippos?

- Yeah, it is really strange.

- BITCH I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.

Chanel #5 grabs a bottle of wine and drinks it.

- You shouldn't drink wine.

- Why?

- BECAUSE PREGS DON'T DRINK WINE YOU IDIOT

- Chanel I am not pregs!

- Whatever. Where is #3 anyways?

In KKT's garden...

- CHANEL #2 - screamed Jennifer - WHERE'S MY CANDLE WAX?

- Where is #2? She said she would come here - Grace wonders.

- I bet she left KKT because she was tired of listening to Candle Vlogger - says Hester in a bitchy way.

- HEY! - screams Jennifer.

- What do you think Taylor Swift is doing right now? - asks Tiffany.

- HEY LOOK IT'S #3! - screams Zayday.

#3 is there and she looks unwell.

- #3, can you get my-

#3 ignores them and enters KKT.

- I JUST WANT MY CANDLE WAX!

At Chanel #2's room...

Chad and #2 are kissing until they hear footsteps. They caught a glimpse at someone with earmuffs running in heels.

- FUCK IT IS #3! - whispers #2 - HIDE!

Chanel #3 doesn't come to the room, so they just ignore her and keep doing sex.

The next day...

At KKT's garden...

- COME UP YOU STUPID HIPPOS! You survived Hell Week. So now, go back to KKT - orders Chanel.

Everyone leaves except Hester.

- Hi, Chanel.

- Hi, Neckbrace. Bye, Neckbrace.

Chanel tries to leave but Hester grabs her arm.

- I want to talk to you. I know that since #4 died, you have a spot on The Chanels. I want to be the next #4.

- WHAT? WHY WOULD I HAVE A HUGE-FLIPPIN' NECKBRACE GIRL AS MY MINION?!?! My minions might be miserable, but they are NOT ugly.

Chanel leaves, leaving Hester angry.

At Pete Martinez's dorm...

Grace enters Pete's dorm.

- PETE? - calls Grace.

Pete appears shirtless.

- Would you mind put some clothes on?

- Yes, I would.

- Okay, so I got your text. What do you want to talk to me about?

- I want to talk to you about your mom.

- My... mom?

- Yeah, I found out who she is. Mary Mulligan, previously known as Bethany Stevens.

- Yeah, I knew she was my mom.

- In Kappa that night, there was a incident 20 years ago. That incident envolved a girl by the name of Sophia Doyle, who was a freshman that year. She got pregnant, and you won't believe this, the father was... Wes Gardner...

- My-my father?

- Exactly. It might be a shock for you but I thought you should know it.

Grace starts crying and leaves Pete's dorm.

At KKT...

The Chanels are all talking, obviously, themselves.

- And that is how I ended with a horrible pumpkin spice latte flavor on my tongue - says Chanel.

- That sounds awful - says #3.

- Anyways, #2, I bought you a gift.

- Huh?!

- That is right, I felt sorry for you when you decided to take care of these hippos so I bought you a gift.

- Ch-Chanel, you didn't have to do this.

Chanel #2 opens the present and sees cheap toilet paper.

- Um... THANKS.

- You are welcome, #2.

They receive a visit. It is Grace's father, Dean Munsch and Gigi.

- Gracie, we are leaving.

- DAD?! - says Grace, shocked. Grace leaves the room, crying.

- What the hell is wrong with her? - asks Chanel.

- Maybe it is the stupid prank that you put on these girls yesterday - Dean Munsch confronts Chanel - Maybe she got traumatized.

- OK, which one of you dumb hoes complained to Dean Munsch about this?

FLASHBACK

Dean Munsch's office...

Dean Munsch is at the desk when a scared Hester walks into the room.

- DEAN MUNSCH, DEAN MUNSCH! IT WAS CHANEL, IT WAS CHANEL!

- What?

- CHANEL MADE US DIG UP WHOLES SO WE COULD SPEND THERE THE WHOLE NIGHT AND, THERE WAS A SNAKE WHO WAS TRYING TO BITE ME, AND, SHE WANTED TO KILL ME! YOU NEED TO MAKE CHANEL PAY!

END OF FLASHBACK

- Chanel, sweetie, it's not funny to have snakes around you, I once was unconcious and my friends put a snake and it almost bited me, and even though I kinda enjoyed the snake crowling, I was panicked - tells Gigi.

Everyone look at Gigi.

- I don't remember seeing any snake in the field. - says Zayday, suspicious.

- THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS ON MY SIDE, AND FOR THE RE-

The doorbell rings...

- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! - says Chanel.

She answers the door and everyone scream in horror.

- CH-CHANEL #4! - everyone screams.

- You bitches thought I was dead, didn't ya?! - laughs Chanel #4.

To be continued...

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